• I’m the OG Funkita one piece that has been around since day dot and without bragging, continue to remain the most popular style. 

    With fabric panels across the back I’ll make you feel secure and supported across the bust and shoulders. 

    My double bind straps over the shoulders provide added comfort and support while swimming.

    I’ll provide you with a nice, modest rear coverage to keep your peaches snug while swimming along.

    I’ve got additional front lining and superior construction to be your perfect training companion for years to come.

    Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester that is a colourful breakthrough in chlorine resistant fabric technology! The superior choice for swimmers, C-Infinity has exceptional strength and can retain its durability far beyond other elastane swimwear fabrics. Ideal for frequent pool use for recreational and performance-based swimming.

    You don’t have to be a cashed-up sultan or swindler to get your hands on a property investment portfolio that makes the Queen’s landholding look like a small patch of grass. Upon purchase of our swimwear you’ll receive instant ownership over numerous land titles with guaranteed perpetual rights. Simply turn up in your swimwear and tell the former owner it’s time to ship out.

    FUNKITA Ladies Diamond Back One-Piece (Land Grab)