• Life’s pretty simple when you’re a swimsuit, especially when you’re me. I’ve got a 17cm side and a single front panel that is fully lined. 

    I’ve got a drawcord to keep me locked in position and a wide elastic leg opening and waistband for added comfort around your hips and legs.

    My friends say I am well present, loyal and make you feel comfortable to have around. So if you want to go swimming together, and want a long, meaningful relationship that isn’t complicated, then let’s catch up. 

    Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester that is a colourful breakthrough in chlorine resistant fabric technology! The superior choice for swimmers, C-Infinity has exceptional strength and can retain its durability far beyond other elastane swimwear fabrics. Ideal for frequent pool use for recreational and performance-based swimming. 

    Our new fabric technology uses liquid mercury to coat the external shell of the swimwear. Not only does this make you bullet proof it also allows you to change your form like the Terminator, features which can come in handy when you’re fighting for lane space at the local pool.

    FUNKY TRUNKS MENS PLAIN FRONT TRUNKS (Drip Funk)

    $50.00Price